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Fri 5 September 08

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• What a tosser
  Geri shows a baseball who's boss>>
• Devil's earmuffs
  Billie loves pregnancy boobs>>
• Harry Potter
  Waves magic wand at older woman>>
• Game training
  Pay to hone Guitar Hero skills>>
• Warming up
  England get ready for Andorra & Croatia>>

• Sex lives
  When dongs go wrong
  DIY willy enlargement not a good idea  >>
  Horny hoovering
  Bored housewife spices up daily chores  >>
  Sir Hump-A-Lot
  Aussie teacher forced to quit in sex scandal >>
  
• Entertainment news
  Helen Mirren 'loved' nose whizz
  Coke Queen quit for ethical reasons >> 
  Too many broken ears in the world
  Jason Donovon poised for musical comeback >>
  P Diddy hit by credit crunch
  Puffy forced to slum it with plebs in economy >> 
  
• Sports banter
  Everton break record with 15 mill Fellani deal
  High expectations for Belgian midfielder as he goes to Goodison Park  >>
  Man City signs Robinho for 32.5 mill
  Arab billionaires flex financial muscles to sign Brazilian striker >>
  Finally...Berbatov signs for Man Utd
  Loose change: Bulgarian striker leaves Spurs for 30.75 mill >>
  

• Excite is hiring: we're looking for 2 English mother-tongue Web editors >>  READ AND SEND YOUR CV
  
  
• StyledLife
  Big bangers and no bra to fit?
  Jill Scott launches the Butterfly Bra  >>
  Japanese toilet gadget
  Magical Water Princess muffles embarrassing sounds  >>
  The secret to eternal marriage
  Will Smith on how to stay hitched  >>
  Friendly Tokyo welcome
  Bag of weed after long haul flight  >>
• DigitalEdge
  The eyes have it
  The most sung about body parts  >>
  Get 360 with your holiday snaps
  Microsoft launch photosynth software  >>
  The Booze Bra
  Check out the WineRack  >>